can some one help me get my friend to be my gf? open and ull understand

[linkinprk93]

soo i have this friend she's a girl and shes like been my cush since i was 6 honestly i still se her every other weekend and here and there.

i sleep in bed with her every time i come over and that doens mean we fuck or anythig i just do (i get harder than steel if you know what i mean)

and i always play with her and tell her stuff that i really mean but she thinks im playing cause i say it in a playing matter yet i mean it 100% it came to the point alreday to were she thinks of my as a brother.

and i mean thats awsome or what ever but dam i wanna go out with her so bad and i just cant find my self telling her that.

if i do ill risk it all, it can go two ways, either i tell her i like her and all that love bullshit and she likes me back and we make love with animal noices orrrrr i tell her and she doenst like me the way i like her and we stop being friends and thats really bad cause she is one of my best freinds even though i dont see her alot.


so i make her laugh alot, thats a plus right? now telling her is the biggest problem im just a pussy to tell her, and thats being honest im not going to hide it. take in matter im 14 shes 14 im in 9th grade so is she and im a class jackass been suspended over 20 times in my life and have always had straight a and b in school.

shes just good grades haha.

well some one help me with this matter please.

i would really appreciate i ad please try to give me some real help then post up the funny things haha.

[CTV]

dont say it in a playing matter perhaps? lol

if i were you though i wouldn't take a relationship when your 14 too seriously, because the likely hood of it succeeding is minimal. What im trying to say is dont build your hopes up thinkin your gonna be with her forever, because that is just a tad naive.

[Milky]

Alright, you type like you're in a big ass hurry. Calm down. And, like CTV said, when you're 14-15, relationships don't usually last that long. Because of several things. Usually there is no maturity in the relationship to last, and usually both partners don't know what they fully want yet. They're just hitting those hormones. However, if you wanna take a risk, go for it. Just because she doesn't like you, doesn't mean you 2 have to stop being friends.

[mic732]

i wouldnt risk my friendship with her cuz if you date her youll never look at each other the same way after it ends

[charlesfore]

not trying to make you feel bad or any =thing but ive been in a situation like that when i was young and we took it to the next level and our relationship went sour i still feel bad to this day that i lost her friendship so try to wait it out

[linkinprk93]

yea i mean guys im not in a hurry i know im 14 and yatayatayat im not trying to be like i love forever or anything but its just somethaing that ive been aiming for a while i know that theres the huge risk or loosing her and lossing her would be like lossing a sister or wrost.

its just something that i cant hold back.

[linkinprk93]

yea i mean i know real relationships and things dont really count yet but i know if we whent out it would be for long period we are like a perfect match we like the same things do the samethings and we act like were bf gf alot of times but i mean i dont want to risk it and thats what sucks cause ive been rolling the dice all my life. i live life like its a game that i can juts come back to play again. and this is one problem that the dice cant be rolled at. im only 14 and i have done soo many dum things, i mean the saying i truly live for is live hard ride hard die laughing which true i mean this might be really crazy and psycoish to you guys but you know every one whants to die in a certain way and mine is slow and painfull i just want to feel like im dieng and not just die quick...well get back at me bra

[charlesfore]

alll im going to say is that ill pray for you

[CTV]

yea i mean i know real relationships and things dont really count yet but i know if we whent out it would be for long period we are like a perfect match we like the same things do the samethings and we act like were bf gf alot of times but i mean i dont want to risk it and thats what sucks cause ive been rolling the dice all my life. i live life like its a game that i can juts come back to play again. and this is one problem that the dice cant be rolled at. im only 14 and i have done soo many dum things, i mean the saying i truly live for is live hard ride hard die laughing which true i mean this might be really crazy and psycoish to you guys but you know every one whants to die in a certain way and mine is slow and painfull i just want to feel like im dieng and not just die quick...well get back at me bra

OK, let me put it to you this way -
friends can still fuck.

lol

[mic732]

yeah its called a fuck friend but you lose em when they get a boyfriend :(

[IllusionMan]

OK, let me put it to you this way -
friends can still fuck.

lol True Dat. You ever watch sienfeld?

[IllusionMan]

But listen man, if you're as close with her as you say you are, just go ahead and sit her down with a sincere look on you're face and say how you really feel, in a way that is far from sarcastic. Maybe she will go out with you, maybe not. But it won't mess up the relationship you have already if you are as close as you say you are. But just remember, people change.

[linkinprk93]

But listen man, if you're as close with her as you say you are, just go ahead and sit her down with a sincere look on you're face and say how you really feel, in a way that is far from sarcastic. Maybe she will go out with you, maybe not. But it won't mess up the relationship you have already if you are as close as you say you are. But just remember, people change.

i am really close to her and the other day i told her "no matter what might happen one day ull always be in my heart" i just didnt tell her the part were i seem to have lost my heart but ill find it one day and i know shell be there. i think about her everyday and everytime i go over i feel like telling her how i feel yet i cant find myself saying it, and i am very fun and crazy with her i treat as if she was already my gf, but i dont want to be delusional.maybe one day ill tell her before any one else beats me to it.

[mic732]

y dont u just kiss her i dont know if you fight for fun ( u know what i mean no reel puch:P ) you get over here both look in the eyes and kiss her ? might work ...

[linkinprk93]

y dont u just kiss her i dont know if you fight for fun ( u know what i mean no reel puch:P ) you get over here both look in the eyes and kiss her ? might work ...

love ur idea

[mic732]

yeah its not even cheesy at all

[mic732]

man i rock ! (mic732 discovers hes a ltiile cocky)

[SanDiegoChargers]

635 posts wow

[mic732]

holy yeah :O didnt notice ive been posting alot lately

[SanDiegoChargers]

ur posting 8 everyday

[mic732]

weve got these seperat conversation on different threads lol.. by the way ive got this infected elbow and alcohol doesnt work or even the other thing made to prevent infection what shoul i use :P i cant stand the yellow stuff anymore!

[mic732]

ive even used my home made 100% alcohol damn i hurt but didnt work

[SanDiegoChargers]

i got an infected pinky toe! hurts soo much

[mic732]

so u cant help me?

[SanDiegoChargers]

hold on ill try finding sumthing do from google

[mic732]

if you got time look at mawa page and look what he wrote in what he dislikes

[mic732]

wanna be parte of the anti mawa gang just copy past my signature

[SanDiegoChargers]

that lil cunt!

[mic732]

kinda funny cuz the thread is about this guy with a girl he likes and we talking about and infection :P

[SanDiegoChargers]

lol this thread failed after the infection part

[mic732]

a little :p i found this thing surgians use in operations to disinfect i knew it stained the skin so i was carfull.. so i pored it all over my harm by accident know i have hal of my for arm (on the lenght part ) orange :P hahah

[mic732]

hope it wont stay to long i think im gonna put a pic and put it on tricklife :P

[SanDiegoChargers]

lol . this sounds retarded but i gotta tell u. wen i was in gr 6 i had a friend that loved smoking & he was soo deperate to smoke so he took these pepper leaves. he smoked then he turned orange slowly overtime.

[mic732]

go look at my profile youll laugh... thats my arm LOL anyway im going to bed cya later

[SanDiegoChargers]

pyce

[mic732]

sorry for kinda ruining you thread

[linkinprk93]

sorry for kinda ruining you thread

its all good i guess.

[dracula128210]

i wouldn't risk your friendship i went out with a girl that was one of my friends before and she never talked to me after we broke up

[rashakash]

a little :p i found this thing surgians use in operations to disinfect i knew it stained the skin so i was carfull.. so i pored it all over my harm by accident know i have hal of my for arm (on the lenght part ) orange :P hahah

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.............


that explains a lot.....

[mic732]

i kinda destroyed the thread

[rashakash]

fuck everything you have heard kiddo just whip out your trouser snake and if she goes for it you have yourself a fuck buddy and a possible gf so just fuck her till you get a gf...then still fuck her whats the worst thing that can happen? you get send to jdc for whippin your piece out but you can still jack of or get your salad tossed w/e kid just dry hump her or whatever the fuck you wanna do

i don't see you lasting very long on these boards

[blitzkrieg]

fuck everything you have heard kiddo just whip out your trouser snake and if she goes for it you have yourself a fuck buddy and a possible gf so just fuck her till you get a gf...then still fuck her whats the worst thing that can happen? you get send to jdc for whippin your piece out but you can still jack of or get your salad tossed w/e kid just dry hump her or whatever the fuck you wanna do

yea then you get charged as a sex offender and that sticks with you your entire life.... great advise

[charlesfore]

looks liketricklife has a new winner aboard

[mic732]

ah thats why i only get my girlfriend in bed

[dinaco]

are you 44

[charlesfore]

who?

[mono2k6]

ive even used my home made 100% alcohol damn i hurt but didnt work

how did u make 100% alchohol?

[charlesfore]

everclear is 100% pure grain alchohol

[rashakash]

i think everclear is actually like 98% or something...i dunno..

i know it has several warning labels regarding fire on it

and one that says not to drink it straight

[mono2k6]

wots everclear

[mic732]

how did u make 100% alchohol? put 94% alcohol and use the distillation methode till you get a higher tempurtur than 78.3 degree C than stop everything witch means there no more water in it then you get 100%

[rashakash]

you could do that....but really, whats the point? that 6% isn't really gonna do much difference at all

unless it's just for the novelty

also, just in case anybody decides to do it, i just want to mention that distilling alcohol is illegal in the states

<edit> now that i think about it, that 6% isn't gonna do anything at all...because you're going to have the same amount of alcohol in the bottle as when you started, you'll just have less water

[mic732]

just for fun .. i stilll have it in my room my father tolde me to never drink to much at a time (half a small water bottle) cuz he did it and blood started to pore out of his mouth

[rashakash]

right on...hehe

[charlesfore]

just for fun .. i stilll have it in my room my father tolde me to never drink to much at a time (half a small water bottle) cuz he did it and blood started to pore out of his mouth

sounds like he needs to sloooooooooooooooooooow down

[mic732]

it was at hes young age

[fateless420]

soo i have this friend she's a girl and shes like been my cush since i was 6 honestly i still se her every other weekend and here and there.

i sleep in bed with her every time i come over and that doens mean we fuck or anythig i just do (i get harder than steel if you know what i mean)

and i always play with her and tell her stuff that i really mean but she thinks im playing cause i say it in a playing matter yet i mean it 100% it came to the point alreday to were she thinks of my as a brother.

and i mean thats awsome or what ever but dam i wanna go out with her so bad and i just cant find my self telling her that.

if i do ill risk it all, it can go two ways, either i tell her i like her and all that love bullshit and she likes me back and we make love with animal noices orrrrr i tell her and she doenst like me the way i like her and we stop being friends and thats really bad cause she is one of my best freinds even though i dont see her alot.


so i make her laugh alot, thats a plus right? now telling her is the biggest problem im just a pussy to tell her, and thats being honest im not going to hide it. take in matter im 14 shes 14 im in 9th grade so is she and im a class jackass been suspended over 20 times in my life and have always had straight a and b in school.

shes just good grades haha.

well some one help me with this matter please.

i would really appreciate i ad please try to give me some real help then post up the funny things haha.


allright... this is my advice to you. to have and lose her, is better than to never have her at all. tell her how you feel. kiss her. try to sound as searious as possible. she'll get it. and try to tell her on a date or something.

[blitzkrieg]

ok buddy this thread died like forever ago

[mic732]

yeah now its a how to make a 100% alcohol thread

[blitzkrieg]

yea everclear is 99% almost 100

[searcylion61]

damn that is fuckin concentrated

[rashakash]

allright... this is my advice to you. to have and lose her, is better than to never have her at all. tell her how you feel. kiss her. try to sound as searious as possible. she'll get it. and try to tell her on a date or something.

just thought i would say...

better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

bullshit!

you've never loved and lost have you?

[rashakash]

damn that is fuckin concentrated

yea...i dont drink everclear anymore

i bought some thinking i could down it quicker (since there's less of it)

couldnt take it in shots because to be blunt i would puke

so i would mix it...in order to mix it to a point where it was actually drinkable it took an entire 2 liter of mtn dew mixed with only 1 quart everclear...

thats what, 325ml everclear to 2000ml dew?......with normal 80 proof alcohol thats mixed a bit too weak for me, but everclear made it like, "God DAMN"

[searcylion61]

lol i wonder what would happen if you drank that shit straight

[rashakash]

the bottle actually has labels on it warning you not to drink it straight

[searcylion61]

thats probably a good idea, unless you cant read then you are screwed

[charlesfore]

it will give you ulsers

[searcylion61]

Oh Noez!!!!

[mic732]

lol i wonder what would happen if you drank that shit straighti said it earlier... you vomit blood

[searcylion61]

oh thats not good then

[mic732]

no it aint

[rashakash]

yea that happened to me once when drinking...

i decided to stop for about a week....then went on and started drinking again

[searcylion61]

lol thats the way

[mic732]

*subliminal message tone* drink more alcohol *forgets to end subliminal messages*

[blitzkrieg]

the bottle actually has labels on it warning you not to drink it straight

yep it does and it burns like hell if you take a shot

[searcylion61]

lol i would imagine

[charlesfore]

burns like hell coming back up too

[searcylion61]

hehe

[pro561]

if i was ina bed with some1 i liked id LITTERALLY be tempted to just fuck her!

[Nero]

Not if you respect her.

[tekno1er]

i think thats considered rape

[DjKaySlay]

First off, nothing good can come from young love. I'll tell you my experiences if you post a comment on my page. Second, if this girl looks up to you as a big brother, then why would you go and ruin that? If she starts dating other guys then you have an issue and the best thing to do is sit her down and tell her how you feel. Otherwise, let this relationship coast for a few more years and then make your move. Peace and good luck.