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charlesfore
09-06-2007, 08:59 PM
whats the worst sexual experence you have ever had
for myself it would be the time this girl and i were really really drunk and went back to my house. after i did a little licking she finnaly went down on me. she was giving it hell when all of a sudden she went to far down and gaged. well she through up all over me my bed the floor it was everywhere. she did make it up though two weeks later she brought her girlfriend over and we had a threesome! keep the stories real no fanticies(sp):cool:
charlesfore
09-07-2007, 04:53 PM
i see no one want to talk about their bad experences
mic732
09-10-2007, 02:02 AM
sumthing like that but i was kissing her when she vomited in me and all over me my bed carpet etc etc
charlesfore
09-10-2007, 01:08 PM
yeah that sucks throw up is never a trun on
SanDiegoChargers
09-11-2007, 11:44 PM
sumthing like that but i was kissing her when she vomited in me and all over me my bed carpet etc etc
bro i got nothing 2 say
mic732
09-12-2007, 03:19 AM
i didnt really like the in me part... man i was pissed off:P
SanDiegoChargers
09-13-2007, 02:44 AM
dam bro IN U?!?
CTV
09-13-2007, 05:30 PM
ergh
mic732
09-13-2007, 11:08 PM
the thing is we where both drunk her alot more than me :P (i dont really get drunk with beeer :( it like im immune ) back to the story she was sitting on me french kissing on the bed i was laying down then a small burp came up that kinda tasted it but i told myself that it was nothing but a couple seconde after that she vomited in me on me and arround my bed... the end she ended up making it up to herself a couple days later
IllusionMan
10-22-2007, 11:56 PM
I had sex with some chick freshman year in college in my bed in my dorm. She slept in my bed with that night. I woke up to the smell of shit at 5:00 am. Turns out she shat herself while she was sleeping. I had to clean out my bed and everything. It was horrible.
mic732
10-23-2007, 10:32 PM
ewwww
rastaman79
10-24-2007, 11:09 AM
I had sex with some chick freshman year in college in my bed in my dorm. She slept in my bed with that night. I woke up to the smell of shit at 5:00 am. Turns out she shat herself while she was sleeping. I had to clean out my bed and everything. It was horrible.

Nice girl....I`d have fuckin made her clean it up.
rastaman79
10-24-2007, 11:10 AM
I had sex with some chick freshman year in college in my bed in my dorm. She slept in my bed with that night. I woke up to the smell of shit at 5:00 am. Turns out she shat herself while she was sleeping. I had to clean out my bed and everything. It was horrible.

Was it an anal side effect?
rastaman79
10-24-2007, 11:13 AM
i see no one want to talk about their bad experences

Ive got a few bro,but they`re a bit rude,and seeing as most members are 13,14 and 15,they dont get to benefit from my experiance.
charlesfore
10-24-2007, 02:34 PM
i hear ya
rashakash
10-26-2007, 04:52 PM
I had sex with some chick freshman year in college in my bed in my dorm. She slept in my bed with that night. I woke up to the smell of shit at 5:00 am. Turns out she shat herself while she was sleeping. I had to clean out my bed and everything. It was horrible.

what sucks is i've heard this story before elsewhere...a couple times in fact...

from the stories i hear it seems that for women night-time pooping is not an uncommon occurence after drunken sex...(no, i've never had an encounter with it)

i call it the "drunken female after sex sleepy poop"
charlesfore
10-29-2007, 01:38 PM
thats just messed up
rashakash
11-15-2007, 12:19 AM
thats just messed up

no but your face is!

sorry....i've had quite a bit to drink
charlesfore
11-15-2007, 01:26 PM
no but your face is!

sorry....i've had quite a bit to drink

im not sure if its the beer or whether your just stupid all the time
charlesfore
11-15-2007, 01:33 PM
maybe you do need to lay off the beer or at least dont drink as much if your going to post comments like that rashakask
rashakash
11-15-2007, 05:41 PM
...aww....=(

mmkay
charlesfore
11-15-2007, 05:58 PM
...aww....=(

mmkay

so whats that supposed to mean?
rashakash
11-15-2007, 06:09 PM
less beer makes me sad....to be honest i don't really remember posting that....

i say that to everyone though, so dont take offense
mic732
11-15-2007, 10:35 PM
yeah sumtimes it get boring then i think about beer and cant cuz im at work or at school or have sumthing important the next day... but i remember the day i got drunk the night before my football game i partied alot then the next day i was nearly falling asleep on the line of screamage
charlesfore
11-16-2007, 01:22 PM
sounds like you got run over bythe defensive lineman
IllusionMan
11-18-2007, 07:45 AM
what sucks is i've heard this story before elsewhere...a couple times in fact...

from the stories i hear it seems that for women night-time pooping is not an uncommon occurence after drunken sex...(no, i've never had an encounter with it)

i call it the "drunken female after sex sleepy poop"

lmao...thought I was the only one
rashakash
11-19-2007, 03:43 AM
so uh....i guess the girl must've been pretty embarrassed....kinda wonder how that went....
charlesfore
11-19-2007, 01:25 PM
so uh....i guess the girl must've been pretty embarrassed....kinda wonder how that went....

sounds like it went pretty shitty
mic732
11-20-2007, 02:30 AM
imagine if she has diarrhea
charlesfore
11-20-2007, 01:54 PM
thanks alot i didn`t need to think about that right now
dracula128210
11-24-2007, 06:49 AM
gross
rashakash
11-24-2007, 07:18 AM
gross

thanks for that input....


....i had no idea.....
charlesfore
11-24-2007, 02:04 PM
now i have to wash my brain cause of the nasty thought gross
mic732
11-24-2007, 03:35 PM
yeah i could of kept that in my head
charlesfore
11-24-2007, 04:29 PM
i could have done without this thread
mic732
11-24-2007, 04:32 PM
i think it was you that made the thread
charlesfore
11-24-2007, 04:44 PM
oh yeah lol i`ll be putting the herb down now i think i`ve had enough
6jw
11-26-2007, 02:14 PM
I fisted a girl once, and that was all >.>
charlesfore
11-26-2007, 03:13 PM
i bet cause if you can get your fist in there then its know need to put your dick in it its not going to please her
rashakash
11-26-2007, 05:49 PM
if a girl is loose enough for you to fist.....then i suggest finding a new girl....

one who hasnt been around the block as many times....(or at least one who remembers to do her kegels)
charlesfore
11-26-2007, 07:15 PM
she sound like she has diffently been around the block
mic732
11-26-2007, 09:48 PM
i suggest you stop buying whore and find a normall girl
charlesfore
11-27-2007, 01:45 PM
lol as they say money can`t buy you love but it can rent you some pussy
kingcows
12-02-2007, 03:24 PM
whats the worst sexual experence you have ever had
for myself it would be the time this girl and i were really really drunk and went back to my house. after i did a little licking she finnaly went down on me. she was giving it hell when all of a sudden she went to far down and gaged. well she through up all over me my bed the floor it was everywhere. she did make it up though two weeks later she brought her girlfriend over and we had a threesome! keep the stories real no fanticies(sp):cool:

BET THAT SUCKED! :D
rashakash
12-05-2007, 04:39 AM
BET THAT SUCKED! :D

yea...thanks for pointing that out to us.....cause you know, we totally didn't notice.....
squishypenguin
12-05-2007, 06:44 AM
haha lol
mic732
12-05-2007, 11:04 PM
yea...thanks for pointing that out to us.....cause you know, we totally didn't notice..... once again LOL
Corporate Gifts
11-20-2009, 05:07 AM
Were about to have our 3rd baby and were picked a girls name, but were completely stuck when it comes to boys names. We want something a little bit different without going over board...can everyone just write down your favorite boys name or just a couple random names. Thanks so much.

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