I need good hiding places for things

[ballineddie]

im a 13 year old and i need some help on hiding my illigal things from my parents!!!
HELP PLEASE

[AgentWhite]

Hey WaZ uP , iM Twelve And If Your Hiding PIcs OF pRn,Then You Should Make a Folder In A Folder (X9 Or 1o),So Wen Your PArents CHECK They Would TAke FOrever To ReAch YOur Piks AndGive Up,Make Sure To PUT A DIFFERENT NAME ON THE TOP FOLDER lIKe Sum 41 Or Liknkin Park OR Somthing,Dont Put "ToP sECrET"

[AgentWhite]

Oh And Nice PIk

[Nigel]

Hey Im 13, And uhh... If Your Hiding Money, Ive Found Out The Place To Hide It Is The Bank

[rjg4242]

As much as i dont want to help you... i will anyway.

your idea agent white is simple and easily found.

if your parents know anything theyll search your entire computer for ...IT

so you need to right click the picture or video and click rename call it something inncocent

then right click properties check hidden.

now to use it you have to search in the file it is in

for your parents to find this they must(or you)

1.search in your whole computer or the exact file for the name you called it

2.check search for hidden files and folders in the search advanced options

3.and open it

[Lsticky]

there's a video post about making invisible files. I have vista though and when you run the cursor over the icon itself, a blue box appears, making it less secretive. If you have XP or something like that (besides vista) then it should work out for you

http://www.tricklife.com/view.php?id=73

[Soldado1024]

Hey, if your hidding drugs and stuff thats not to big, and you have a mini hi-fi, try lookin' inside, lots of times there is space and you only have to unscrew 2 or 3 srews to get he top off.

[ballineddie]

thanks guys i can hide porn now fine but now im 13 and its illigal for me to own matches and lighters and shit...hiding spots???

[lindon]

What your parents won't let you have matches at 13?? Anyway you can hide matches or lighters like anywhere such as under your matress, if you matress has a zip hide it actually inside the matress, tape it underneath a desk, tie a piece of string around the lighter and through it behind a cupboard and put the end of the string somewhere so you can pull it back up. What about hollowing out a book.

[ballineddie]

What your parents won't let you have matches at 13?? Anyway you can hide matches or lighters like anywhere such as under your matress, if you matress has a zip hide it actually inside the matress, tape it underneath a desk, tie a piece of string around the lighter and through it behind a cupboard and put the end of the string somewhere so you can pull it back up. What about hollowing out a book.

thanks those are good ideas!!!
OK GUYS KEEP EM COMING!!!
P.S. yea my parents are really fucking gay!!!

[supersteve]

If you have any drugs, money, explosives, lighters etc, just get a shaving cream can or a some kinda tube and cut the bottom off of the object. Place your stuff in it. Or you can get a thin piece of wood and put it in your dresser to make two layers in a drawer. There is also the old book trick. you cut out a square on each page in yur old book or something and place your things in there. If on a computer Make an invisible folder. I'm sure that it has been re-posted quite a bit on this site. Good luck :D

[zombie109235]

if you dont want your parents to find your porn then when youre searching for good porn dont use google because you cant delete your searches.

[bradkerr]

do u hav a ps2? if u do open where the hard drive shood b ma pal hides his tobacco nd stuff there ;)

[Irtimixd]

Anyone ever stop and think maybe they don't want him having matches because hes a pyromaniac?

[ballineddie]

Anyone ever stop and think maybe they don't want him having matches because hes a pyromaniac?

HEY being a pyromaniac IS NOT A CRIME!!!
these are all really good ideas but for the playstation idea i have the newer skinnier one and it has like no space inside.

[Beezleboss]

Find a book and hollow it out.

[microdog]

Try sticking it up your ass!

[mic732]

im 15 i just told my parents i smoked they didnt like but they knew they couldnt do anything cuz thy cant watch me 24h/7 anyway my father didnt mind my mother a little more.... where do you live its leagal in canada to have a lighter

[monzter]

hmm to hide a lighter i would say try putting it inside a sock if u relly have alot of time on your hands try cutting a hole in the wall putting cardbord inside as to make like a box put anything u want in it then put the piece of wall back on and cover with a poster. i like the hallow book idea and u could always bury it in the back yard and dig it up when u need it

[CTV]

Have you tried hiding anything in your rectum?

j.k

lol matches and lighters i thought you were trying to hind something really illegal.

[bumkiller64]

i hide my shit in my heater vent i also got a cheap candle and dug wax from the bottom so i can hide my weed then i put the candle sticker back on the bottom

[supersteve]

if you dont want your parents to find your porn then when youre searching for good porn dont use google because you cant delete your searches.

Yes you can! double click search bar, put cursor on topic, and hold delete.

[mic732]

coolYes you can! double click search bar, put cursor on topic, and hold delete.

[OurWarrior]

What you can do is create a hidden file which only you no the name of it like mines is 7715771 <----- name of porn folder

[mic732]

funny thing is all you need to do is go in search and choose pic and video then click on hidden files and youll see all your porn

[me1vampire]

try hiding it in mic732s basemnet he has alot of hiddned things down there

[mic732]

who told you that... try hiding it in mic732s basemnet he has alot of hiddned things down there

[me1vampire]

who told you that...

cuz i woke up down there once i and i cant belive the stuff i saw down there:p

[SanDiegoChargers]

wut did u c?

[me1vampire]

u dont want to know im scared for it

[mic732]

i know where you live so shut!u dont want to know im scared for it

[me1vampire]

yes sir!

[mic732]

who wants candy come to my house ;)

[panthers3495]

has any one stopped an thought about how dangerous a pyro is

[SanDiegoChargers]

many times and i still play w/ it

[mic732]

its a lighter what harm can he do with that!

[mic732]

he need some kind of acelerante (sry i didnt know how to wright it i dont speak english:P)

[Beezleboss]

a saftey deposit box in sweden

[me1vampire]

me want candy

[AliTheBrit]

looking at your avatar...i remember how i was just the same when i was 13 haha. if you have a ps2. that guy aboves tip is good, if you have a ps3 i suggest you dont try it :P.

[mono2k6]

jacket poket in wadrobe or in shoe

[mic732]

just come in my house and youll have everything you want;)

[me1vampire]

just come in my house and youll have everything you want;)

*gasp* u can bring mommy back!?!?! lol

[mic732]

sure just take the candy in my front pocket

[me1vampire]

sure just take the candy in my front pocket

ummm okkk *eats candy* umm its good but im getting *yawns* sleepy oh no u drugged the ca *falls asleep*

[hydro803]

my basement is open for any storage a the cost of 5c an hour (need the money to pay for my shippers to bring dead girls in)

[hydro803]

u can store me vampire there

[hydro803]

atleast until he wakes up then we'll need some lady to dress up in a dress and have some licorice on her

[mono2k6]

wots a lycrone?

[hydro803]

a lycan?

[hydro803]

ooo licorice

[hydro803]

prunonciacun(w\e i dont know how to spell ir)
licor-rishe

[mono2k6]

wtf

[hydro803]

omg penis thats wat it is!!!!

[mono2k6]

oh found it on wickapedia
Lycan is the name of a fictional race in the movie Underworld

[hydro803]

nuh uh its a werewolf

[me1vampire]

god dammint i jst got back form mic732 basment i woke up there well thats y i turned all his stored women in vampires ha!

[mono2k6]

of the film underworld

[mic732]

ok i bet i cant really stop you from touching the women but plz keep your hands off the little boys they they are still scared from the kidnaping

[me1vampire]

ewwww guy blood i dont want to touch ur lil boys lol i did scare them a bit lol also 1 gurl was headed twards them u better stop her lol

[hydro803]

i worked hard with mic to get those woman what the fuck!!!
now well have to charge less unless they like to be bit in the penis omfg

[mic732]

thx for the heads up but im not letting you out

[me1vampire]

well ill jst call the cops form my i phone *puts thumbs up and goes ding*
lol

[hydro803]

im like a picman i gather random sht and store it in mics basement

[mic732]

unless you meat my priest friend who need a little love;)

[hydro803]

ill tap the i phone and make u order a pizza!!!

[mic732]

want more candy?

[hydro803]

with extra help me!! im surrounded by lots of dead woman and i then a penis is on my foot!!

[me1vampire]

ha well mic has 2 pay for it!

[hydro803]

i want candy nic :D

[mic732]

but you pay the beer!

[hydro803]

okay!!

[me1vampire]

damn well ill send my new women minnos to bite the little boys theyll do it!!!

[me1vampire]

yeah well ill make my new women minnions to bite the lil boys theyll do it!

[mic732]

nooo keep the little boys pure they are for the priest

[me1vampire]

then let me out damnint!

[me1vampire]

then let me out dammint!

[hydro803]

yull never get out leave the lil boys alone or ill beat my wife!!!?!?!?#
@$

[me1vampire]

beat her!!!!

[mic732]

shut up or i put the light on

[me1vampire]

hissss!!!!!

[hydro803]

mic get the gas

[me1vampire]

ha i found some sun scrren down here and some sun glasses!!!!

[hydro803]

im chewing on myself right now....

[hydro803]

dont make me come down there and bite u! itll be a blood bath!!!!!!!!!

[mic732]

the little boys have aidss!!!! dont do it!

[me1vampire]

dont make me come up there yeah hmm think bout that 1!!!!

[mic732]

the sunscreen is only 15 itll work 10min

[me1vampire]

well ill sacrafice 1 of the less than pretty gurls and make her bite them so let me **** out!

[hydro803]

how can u come up here when we took yur legs aha!!!

[hydro803]

look down at them

[me1vampire]

i grew them back ha!

[hydro803]

we tied u down to the point where u cant do nething and u cant move

[hydro803]

ha ha!

[hydro803]

penis

[me1vampire]

my gurls freede me jst plz let me out and the boys live!

[hydro803]

my pen is out of ink

[mic732]

i didnt know you where in my team hydro?!?!?!

[hydro803]

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[hydro803]

ive been all this tyme lol

[mic732]

well im going see people i can actually see:P cya guys

[hydro803]

ounce again penis!!!

[me1vampire]

grrr leme out of here and ill buy u 2 new iphones *rassies thumbs and goes ding*

[hydro803]

3. penis

[hydro803]

fine...

[hydro803]

dead bolts door*

[me1vampire]

woot im free

[hydro803]

muahahahahahahaha no stfu and we wont sell u or rape u and we just MIGHT feed u

[me1vampire]

nooo u son of a bitch

[hydro803]

penis !! ha! fudger!

[me1vampire]

fck this gurls come on were tele porting outta here cya hydro;)

[hydro803]

muahahahahahahaha

[hydro803]

ohiohohoho

[hydro803]

olioliolio just go my way!!!

[hydro803]

yoko pincha de came' wazu

[hydro803]

cough* cough* cough* seizure*******

[hydro803]

i win i own u muahahahhahahahaa

[hydro803]

mic get the damn gas!!!

[hydro803]

now!!

[hydro803]

were raping him!!

[hydro803]

floating penis!!!

[hydro803]

hello? r u guys gettin the gas?!?!?!

[hydro803]

penis

[mic732]

take the girls but leave the little boys i love em!!!! in the Michel jackson way!

[ballineddie]

ok enough of that shit that shit is dumb, its a tips and tricks forum...NOT A FUCKING HOW TO RAPE BOYS FORUM!!!!!

[mono2k6]

ok enough of that shit that shit is dumb, its a tips and tricks forum...NOT A FUCKING HOW TO RAPE BOYS FORUM!!!!!

dam right

[SanDiegoChargers]

hey mic732 how much for the old bitch?

[mic732]

i think it was 6$ yes i said it

[mic732]

oh really i didnt notice... so you never get bored ???ok enough of that shit that shit is dumb, its a tips and tricks forum...NOT A FUCKING HOW TO RAPE BOYS FORUM!!!!!

[SanDiegoChargers]

ok enough of that shit that shit is dumb, its a tips and tricks forum...NOT A FUCKING HOW TO RAPE BOYS FORUM!!!!!
chill bro and smoke a blunt

[dooombugy]

wow you guys are weird O_o

i hide shit in the computer case, lots of free space
and
under the frame of the bed i tape things in the corners :d

[stevenlojko]

try hiding stuff behind droor like pull the droor out and put stuff behing it and close the droor

[charlesfore]

try hiding things in your parents room in a good spot

[worstjob]

in my old room i had little compartment in my floor closet. it held my coins expensive baseball cards. the size of it can hold a few big colored smokebombs/alot of porn dvds and just about anything not that big. it can hold a pistol. well just cut a little compartment in your clost floor. and enjoy

[devastater]

hide a little dime bag were your battery should be in ur cell phone

[HelloTim]

lol nice 0ne!

[IllusionMan]

There are a number of different places to hide things from your parents.

1)Open up your computer, put item inside case in a way that it doesn't affect any of the components, and then close it.

2)Punch a hole in your closet behind your clothes where your parents will ever see it, put item inside, and cover hole with a small poster or an image you printed out from google or something.

3) In your guitar case

4) A hole in your backyard (good for dead bodies)

5)Unscrew the vent on your ceiling, and close it back up with object inside.

6)Hollow out a thick book that your parents would never pick up.

If you are only 13, please don't use this to hide drugs. Save it for college.

[paintmoisi]

great stuff at http://www.xpango.com?ref=90867397
;)

[sushicraver]

if you really need to hide something pretty well, put it behind isolation in the attic

[sattan666]

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[noiseconspiracy]

theres a compartment on the bottom of a gamecube that is just the size of a lighta. (if you have a gamecube)

[urmomishead]

electrical outlets- cut a whole in the wall the size of one than just git a cover for one and cover it up put your stuff inside, take apart a clock or some other electronic that no one will take or something and hide it in there and put it back together, if you have a ceiling fan tape stuff to the top, get a tissue box and take everything out put stuff in and put the tissue back in on top. i can go on for a long time but i think you should have enough by now.

[Topo]

Here's a practical hint. If it's a physical item yoiu are trying to hide, DO NOT hide it in the shoebox on the top shelf of your parent's closet (where your dad keeps his porn and your mom keeps her toys). They will find it for sure.

[charlesfore]

lol dont tell me your parents found your hidden items when you were little

[mono2k6]

on the bak of the chunky ps2 thers a port that pops of bout the size of a small brick

[lockand1oad]

HEY being a pyromaniac IS NOT A CRIME!!!
these are all really good ideas but for the playstation idea i have the newer skinnier one and it has like no space inside.

Can I just stop to point out how fucked up this kid is?

[rashakash]

Can I just stop to point out how fucked up this kid is?

yea we know

[Malaachi]

if you dont want your parents to find your porn then when youre searching for good porn dont use google because you cant delete your searches.
Good Idea but not true you can delete your searchs its called cookies.

[Gothvamp]

buy a usb key or ext dd :P a usb key cost like 15 canadian dollard :P

[IllusionMan]

Punch a hole in the wall inside your closet behind the clothes, put object inside, cover up with picture (meaning a printout from google images) and shove all clothes in front. By the time your parents find it you will be in college and they wont give a shit

[6jw]

First get a tin ( like a math kit with the compass and all that) then take a dictionary and cut alot of the pages out ( as deep as you need it) then just put the stuff you are hiding in the tin then place it in the dictionary then close and wullah a wonderful hiding spot.
This also works for really thick books that your parents don't look at.

[tomhalsall]

hide it in your light holder, the 1 which is on your ceiling etc.
but dont hide it like under your bed or wardrobe because if they have suspisions, they will search your room

[6jw]

hide it in your light holder, the 1 which is on your ceiling etc.
but dont hide it like under your bed or wardrobe because if they have suspisions, they will search your room
In the ceiling light? that wouldn't be to smart sense it's a light and it can generate enough heat if it's on long enough to set fire to like lets say a joint you hid up there or melt something plastic you hid up there.

[charlesfore]

i wonder what you have to hide that you have to have it in a plastic bag

[6jw]

Well i guess i can tip you on how to get stuff outta your house or in without your parents checking your pocket. Alls you need to do is boxer line it, that's when you take the waistband of your boxers and just get it to tightly fit the object then pout your clothes over your boxers, works everytime for me

[mic732]

i think his lighter is dead this thread is pretty old

[mic732]

and he thinks having a lighter in the states is illegal

[6jw]

I had a lighter that lasted me three years.

[mic732]

you probably never used it

[mono2k6]

whos parents accualy search there kids rooms???

[6jw]

you probably never used it
I actually did use it alot for starting the fireplace and having fires and stuff :/
Just died today, i miss that bic.

[Fallens4Life]

hide the lighter in your ass crack lol i saw it on cops

[6jw]

hide the lighter in your ass crack lol i saw it on cops
Well what about if his parents think about giving him a full cavity search? what then?

[Fallens4Life]

well i would say eat it but i bet it wouldnt be good for you and you probly wouldnt want to after its been in your crack. Unless your sanitary but i still dont recomend it lol

[sk81234]

What you can do is create a hidden file which only you no the name of it like mines is 7715771 <----- name of porn folder

annnnnd i bet thats ur phone number.....

[6jw]

annnnnd i bet thats ur phone number.....
I don't think any phone number starts with two 7s.

[mic732]

hiden files dont workd just go in search and include hidden files then if your mommy is looking for a pic or video she will see all of her sons dirty stuff

[charlesfore]

best thing to do is not to have any in the first place or just tell his mom that he has porn on the computer and if she doesnt want to see them dont look

[6jw]

hiden files dont workd just go in search and include hidden files then if your mommy is looking for a pic or video she will see all of her sons dirty stuff

Then don't be horny and stop looking at porn lol.

[charlesfore]

and what is it

[sk81234]

I don't think any phone number starts with two 7s.
:eek: :confused:
actually i live in boring ass Texas,but when i had a home phone it was 778-7363 but now i dont have it anymore....

[charlesfore]

i was going to say that theres goota be somewhere that the phonenumbers start with two sevens

[rashakash]

my girlfriends old cell number started with 778...we live in north carolina

[charlesfore]

was she a viking?

[mic732]

i think the more appropriate question is those she have boat so you can use it

[rashakash]

no, she's not a viking...she's too slender for it (though you cant tell her that, god damn it)

[mic732]

ohh awkward moment.... jeez i looked her up under rashakash girlfriend and told her

[IllusionMan]

Just curious, what are you looking to hide?

[charlesfore]

no, she's not a viking...she's too slender for it (though you cant tell her that, god damn it)

you had one of those that thinks that even if she weighed 87 pounds she would still think that she was fat

[6jw]

Just curious, what are you looking to hide?
He's trying to hide dead hookers but he has no place to hide them.

[AmbulanceInferno]

Little nooks around my room, in containers that are obvious, but not suspicious are my trick for hiding things. If you have cannabis, film containers are my trick, as I'm a photo student, so they're a regular thing throughout my room.

[CTV]

Little nooks around my room, in containers that are obvious, but not suspicious are my trick for hiding things. If you have cannabis, film containers are my trick, as I'm a photo student, so they're a regular thing throughout my room.

Yer DVD cases are good for hiding weed and small objects like that as well.

[rashakash]

http://www.tricklife.com/view.php?id=608

useful for hiding more things than money

i swear to god if you look around this site you'll learn all kinds of new things

[Nateman99]

if u look at porn and dont want ur parents t find out download fire fox and hid it and wen u want to look at pics go under fire fox and wen your done delete ALL hist and theres also a thing that delets all hist wen u close fire fox thats wut i do

[squishypenguin]

If its stolen money or something like that, put it in a picture frame. Open the back, and place it right behind the picture. :)

[Nateman99]

if u want to hide porn, the best way is make a folder for just your stuff.
then make another folder in there with all your porn. then go to the porn folders properties, check the Hidden Box, not Read-Only.
then go to the original folder, go to Tools>Folder Options>View, then check
"Do Not Show Hidden Folders and Files"

i do that for my illegal files, and stuff like that. or anything my dad wouldn't want me to see.:)

[squishypenguin]

Another good place is inside an old Elmer's glue bottle. Just cut out a square underneath the sticker and put your stuff in. Then, just put the sticker over it. :)

[charlesfore]

why dont you just unscrew the top ?

[searcylion61]

the top is only so big you can only get small things in the top and i know that wasnt to me i just thought id put my word in

[rashakash]

i just thought i'd mention...

that whole "hiding your porn in a hidden folder" thing has been posted lie 20 times already

and there's no need to post it in the first place because everyone knows how to do that (you think you're parents don't?)

[squishypenguin]

Yeah. If you wanted to hide something like a lighter, it wouldn't fit through the top.

[mic732]

put it in your pocket you parents wont go looking in there while your not there

[searcylion61]

i actually had a pair of old tennis shoes and hollowed out the soles and hid stuff in there

[squishypenguin]

thats not a bad idea.

[squishypenguin]

I could do that to the ones that i wear...

[charlesfore]

then what are you going to wear

[nc713]

i suggest you keep it in your school locker and tell everyone you have porn, xos, bars, and shit and tell everyone. you get caught and get sent to county and have your salad tossed you gay motherfucker why would you be lookin at porn? go out and ask some hoes for their digits if they say no grab their titties and run away

[mic732]

your starting to annoy me

[squishypenguin]

What? I'm confused.

[peacefulsoul72]

do u think ur parents will b emailing us all thanking us for helping their son out??? cant wait.. if u have more than 1 set of powerpoints in your wall hollow 1 out.u can either turn the power off when the parents are out & disconnecting it & then take the whole piece out and create a tray out of it.i have 1. i use the switches as lil latches to lock it in.it only needs to hold against the wall.ive had cops here twice & they emptied half the house out and nothing.theres a little prep work,but by far the best idea.comes from an old asio handbook...if not then find a real good spot right near your door,so when they come in they pass it immediately.as 4 pc's nothin beats those lil flash drives.i have tiny ones that hold 2gig,so u could store a shipload of animal porn on there.

[4eyedninja]

If you have money or actual pictures (on paper) of porn, a good place can be found underneath your drawer. You know when you pull a drawer out and sorta push up at the same time? well it comes out.. hide things down the back of there and put the drawer back in place when your done.. alot easier than hollowing and disguising things.

Ha when i was younger i used to stash packets of biscuits n crisps (potato chips..) for when i was naughty n didn't finish my tea.. LOL =D

[charlesfore]

lol shame on you

[mono2k6]

wow i coudnt be bother to hide every bad thing i ever had lol

[Infanteer]

I don't know if its been said yet. I can't be bothered to read 12 pages to find out but, uh, I'll be willing to bet that no one will ever look in your anus... you can hide your shit in there..... lol. Shit.... anus.... hahahaha.
Just bury it matey! Grab your shovel.

[Infanteer]

double

[rashakash]

If you have money or actual pictures (on paper) of porn, a good place can be found underneath your drawer. You know when you pull a drawer out and sorta push up at the same time? well it comes out.. hide things down the back of there and put the drawer back in place when your done.. alot easier than hollowing and disguising things.

Ha when i was younger i used to stash packets of biscuits n crisps (potato chips..) for when i was naughty n didn't finish my tea.. LOL =D

<begin german accent> oooh....you so bad.....<end german accent>

[mic732]

when i was 15 i used to put my porn mags my father bought me ( i wouldnt accept a old one) on my shelf at my mothers house (they are seperated) she never cared

[rashakash]

when i was 15 i used to put my porn mags my father bought me ( i wouldnt accept a old one) on my shelf at my mothers house (they are seperated) she never cared

hahahaha

[squishypenguin]

moooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

[kingcows]

he doesnt think having a lighter in the states is illegal his parents just dont let him have 1

[charlesfore]

since you know that tell us this why wont they let him have one

[mic732]

cuz hes a child and he will burn himself

[squishypenguin]

yea... um mic, how old are you?

[shitpants911]

when i seen this i bused out laughing

[squishypenguin]

i think the best place to hide something small is in the sole of your shoe. There is a layer of rubber where your feet go that you can just pull up. it's good for hiding money, keys, lockpicks, etc

[dandude97]

I hide junk under my.............well my parents don't care as much.

[Delandre]

*Russian accent* Comrade in Great Soviet Union we need not hide our pornography for secret police know everything!*end Russian Accent*

[searcylion61]

*Russian accent* in soviet russia you dont hide bad things, bad things hide you *end Russian Accent*

[mic732]

yea... um mic, how old are you? im 16 but i know how to use it mainly cuz i smoke and im always the guy making the fires at the party

[blitzkrieg]

its not hard to use a lighter ive used one since i was like 6

[hairychicken]

ok if your trying to hide some but not to big try your deodorint take the deodorint out and use the case just put the deodorint over it

[gerzson162]

another interesting hacking site:

http://www.hackthat.net/df/ddos/8965/index.html

[mic732]

stop it asshole!

[20dubs07]

If ur going to extremes .. stick it up ur ass ur parent wont dare go up there or say ill go to the police saying you touched me lol

always works for prisoners but helps if you gay btw

[ballineddie]

im hiding stolen items of all sizes... some porn and some fire crackers and stuff... im in canada btw

[mic732]

if they find a minor with porn they wont do nothing...

[searcylion61]

they really wont

[charlesfore]

rape him

[searcylion61]

lol what if this guy hides shit in his ass and then gets raped lol he wont be able to get it out lol

[charlesfore]

ewwwwwwwww

[mic732]

he hide his needles in his ass and this guy tries to rape him and he ends up stabing himself in the cock?

[charlesfore]

awwwwwwwwwwwww

[searcylion61]

lmfao

[rashakash]

they make a device kinda like that for woman....its a vaginal insert with blades on it

[searcylion61]

i heard about that it is incase of rape or something

[charlesfore]

so she has to walk around with this device in her vag the whole time that must be uncomfortable yet its better then getting raped

[searcylion61]

and it has razor blades in it

[rashakash]

oh, she'll still get raped...it doesnt deter the initial insertion.....just the guy wont want to stick it in a second time...and then will need to go to the hospital...which means he'll be easy to identify

[squishypenguin]

OUCH...That's kinda like that movie i heard of. Teeth. Look it up. :D

[Infanteer]

And in the USA the guy that rapes a chick with that contraption can sue her and get millions!!!

[charlesfore]

law suits are easy to come by

[Infanteer]

Ha! I got run over while riding my bike 3 months ago. The driver hit me (side swipe) 3 times on purpose! before I flew off into the intersection. Broken hand and wrist, lost some movement now. It's on tape by a city bus camera. I went to an injury lawyer, I have no case. Not worth it she said. Good 'ol Canadian laws... I can't sue anyone for anything.

[charlesfore]

you would have been a millionair

[searcylion61]

if u were an american

[Philosopher]

There is an idea!

[mic732]

if u were an americanlady spills coffee on herself and sues mcdonalds for not writing its hot on the coffee... fucking cunt dont you feel the coffee you just ordered is hot?

[searcylion61]

lol

[Philosopher]

Thats the world for ya, everyone is trying to make a buck! (I heard about the suit that is same reason they implemented those cardboard holders!)

[searcylion61]

heha

[Philosopher]

heha, was that an ass or a typo, jw N. O.