girl and flirt

[killertu]

I need some advice how to tell a girl you like her and how to flirt(never has a girl friend)

[hothusain]

yo man !
say this to ur :
"would u like to be my grandchildren's grandmother?"

try it man .
all d best .

[me1vampire]

talk 2 me

[Milky]

Just be yourself. Srsly, a girl likes an honest man more then a someone that isn't who he really is. Just talk to em, be yourself. If you can make em laugh, that's a plus, make them feel comfortable around you too.

[xlncmookster]

lmfao dude bring her to a park sweet talk her play wit her hair be like would it be wrong if i kissed u lean over kiss her then pull out ur dick trust a key to a womans paints is threw sweet talking

[Milky]

lmfao dude bring her to a park sweet talk her play wit her hair be like would it be wrong if i kissed u lean over kiss her then pull out ur dick trust a key to a womans paints is threw sweet talking

Yeah, that works every time. :rolleyes:

[xlncmookster]

lmfaoo i wrote that like 2 mins ago lmao

[xlncmookster]

or you can play hide n go seek in the dark n be like opps was that ur tits

[xlncmookster]

see i got experience i go hey baby cut the crap like go boom boom in my bedroom hahaha or be like hey wanna go to my room n screw they shes like eww u be like wut i wanna know if u want to help me screw a picture then be like ur dirty n laff

[Milky]

Haha...






No.

[nite]

see i got experience i go hey baby cut the crap like go boom boom in my bedroom hahaha or be like hey wanna go to my room n screw they shes like eww u be like wut i wanna know if u want to help me screw a picture then be like ur dirty n laff

its like your trying to talk

[nite]

just be yourself and dont try too hard or seem desperate. you could just come out and say "i like you" and if she doesnt feel the same way..theres plenty of girls out there.

p.s.-i could have guessed your no good with girls by your avatar...consider changing it?

[mic732]

you guys dont understand stalk her until she is alone in the dark and get her from behind then kidnap her then lock her in your basement after that when she is totally subjected to you make her suck your balls... that how it works mate

[Beezleboss]

you guys dont understand stalk her until she is alone in the dark and get her from behind then kidnap her then lock her in your basement after that when she is totally subjected to you make her suck your balls... that how it works mate

is that how u got that girl's pic?

[everskate9]

i like ur thinking maybe we coult talk some time

[mic732]

up to date i now have about 8 girls in ma basement i plan giving them liberty in 2014

[DEVILFREAK15]

every one trust me do not cut a ping pong ball and light one peace cause that willl ignite and those little peices but a huge arm length fire i did it on my sesk and my room almost caought on fire ... luckily i put a cup over the peices but when i took it out pure smoke nastydo you dare to try but try it in your own risk i am not responsible 4 what you attempt

[mic732]

i reallly think thats the most appropriate post on this thread haahahah:P!

[Beezleboss]

up to date i now have about 8 girls in ma basement i plan giving them liberty in 2014

can i buy one?

[mic732]

why not in a month or 2 im planing to make a promotion if you willing to wait a little if not it make me more than happy to give one of my girls

[CTV]

Lol

[me1vampire]

why not in a month or 2 im planing to make a promotion if you willing to wait a little if not it make me more than happy to give one of my girls

eh im bored id like to purchase a hot blonde:D

[mic732]

if your willing to pay more i can give you a hot blond that is completely clean...AIDS FREEE

[monzter]

well guy to get a girl try getting rid of the hentai i dont think they like that

[SanDiegoChargers]

how much for the blond without aids ? cuz i ant goin more than $6 & i need the rest of that money to blaze

[me1vampire]

i have 200$ if u have any vampire chicks still in stock

[SanDiegoChargers]

r they fat & do they bite?

[me1vampire]

hay...is that a vampire insult!?!!?!?!

[SanDiegoChargers]

no no its just that if im geting a bj i dont want them 2 bite... u knw it gonna hurt!

[me1vampire]

hay it dont hurt atleast im used to it ^.^

[SanDiegoChargers]

r they fat?

[me1vampire]

no... my gf is no were near fat and has a nice body y whould a vampire b fat huh?

[SanDiegoChargers]

i dunno 2 much blood

[me1vampire]

naw u c in the procees of ganning new blood we have a higher motablism so we use that blood to heal the wound of the bite so it kindas gos in a circle plus it taste good on cookies^^

[SanDiegoChargers]

no comment again

[me1vampire]

also i hate those damn mythys about us like the sun for instance we jst have lowered vision and a steak thorught the herat? that whould kill any 1 also garlic a lie though personaly i dont like it

[SanDiegoChargers]

no comment

[me1vampire]

damn u and ure no comments lol

[SanDiegoChargers]

.no comment

[me1vampire]

yeah well ummmmm leme think hold on ummmmmmmm no comment ha!

[SanDiegoChargers]

no comment

[me1vampire]

damnit i give up

[SanDiegoChargers]

still ... no comment

[me1vampire]

plz stop wit the no comment ima shoot my self its so annoying lol

[mic732]

just come to my house bite a couple ones but i can guarantee her being clean for 200!

[mic732]

4 6$ i can get you some old bitch

[CTV]

4 6$ i can get you some old bitch

... Tempting

[mic732]

ill send her via ups all i need is your adress and you might want to pay an extra fee in order for me to make holes in the box

[me1vampire]

just come to my house bite a couple ones but i can guarantee her being clean for 200!

k ill be over later to bite sum ok and ill have the 200$

[SanDiegoChargers]

an old bitch 4 $6... make it 4.50 then its a deal

[mic732]

DEAL but pay the additional fees cuz i wont make holes in the box i send her for free

[Beezleboss]

i dunno guys i need to see medical history and pics of said girls before i buy

[mic732]

they are as is so forget all that bullshit

[SanDiegoChargers]

no deal if i gotta pay extra

[mic732]

so youll get a dead body unless you like that?? :O

[SanDiegoChargers]

so youll get a dead body unless you like that?? :O
ahhhh.....how much is it for the holes in the box?

[mic732]

3$

[charlesfore]

you got to pratice if you fail the first time try again and dont give up

[kevinbum]

tell the bitch i like you then ask her out bang her kill her then leave her in the basement of your house

[charlesfore]

ill give you 5.50 for the old bitch and thats my final offer

[mic732]

never mind they found a hole and they all ran away in the woods :( oh well the wolves will have a little fun

[charlesfore]

woof woof

[blazecola]

:) Yeah, that works every time. :rolleyes:

lol

[blazecola]

is that how u got that girl's pic?

lol i think he did

[asx12]

up to date i now have about 8 girls in ma basement i plan giving them liberty in 2014

lol thats funny

[brandon88andrace]

Full House, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince just leave nick at nite on LOL

[rastaman79]

In England its all physical,start with a bit of gentle verbal abuse-nothing too harsh,then move on to play fighting-again nothing too serious,we dont want a broken nose.As long as you dont have bad breathe(drinking beer helps) or B O you should be fucking in no time.

[rastaman79]

Cave men rule.

[mic732]

im sure it works for you everytime

[charlesfore]

yeah hes probably still a virgin

[CTV]

In England its all physical,start with a bit of gentle verbal abuse-nothing too harsh,then move on to play fighting-again nothing too serious,we dont want a broken nose.As long as you dont have bad breathe(drinking beer helps) or B O you should be fucking in no time.

Hey im from England!

I dont roll that way!
lol

Im sorry but, i can never see that working...


unless of course she is in the womens rugby team - but thats scary.

[charlesfore]

lol that would be scary

[mono2k6]

In England its all physical,start with a bit of gentle verbal abuse-nothing too harsh,then move on to play fighting-again nothing too serious,we dont want a broken nose.As long as you dont have bad breathe(drinking beer helps) or B O you should be fucking in no time.

strange as it sounds that usualy works lol

[charlesfore]

well good luck with that

[mic732]

wheres rastaman !?!?!?! did he die?

[rashakash]

thats what i've been wondering mic

[mic732]

lets go spam his home page maybe he will notice?

[rashakash]

k

[searcylion61]

lol

[monzter]

you guys dont understand stalk her until she is alone in the dark and get her from behind then kidnap her then lock her in your basement after that when she is totally subjected to you make her suck your balls... that how it works mate

if i kidnaped a girl i would not put my dick or balls anywhere near her mouth because whe would bite them off

[youtookmyname]

if i kidnaped a girl i would not put my dick or balls anywhere near her mouth because whe would bite them off

Montz again this is a post that is like 3months+ old please stop posting on old threads.

[Spectre47]

ask her: does this rag smell like chloroform?

[hackin101]

hey ask these questions on answers.yahoo.com

[04Mustang]

just pull your dick out and tell her whats up

[rashakash]

or ignore threads where the last post is over a month old...

[whatitdo]

isnt that how you git women

[itatchi]

confidence dude. all about that.

[HTR9876]

confidence dude. all about that.

I second that comment.

[monzter]

Montz again this is a post that is like 3months+ old please stop posting on old threads.

doesnt evan matter its not like anybody posts anything new in the advice part

[hairball]

you guys dont understand stalk her until she is alone in the dark and get her from behind then kidnap her then lock her in your basement after that when she is totally subjected to you make her suck your balls... that how it works mate
what if she bites them of :S that would hurt a looooot!!!